Waiting for a Poop

You look so cute but that’s such a scam
Why you gotta do this at 4AM?
You just shat all over your new pajams
It looks like curry and candied yams and smells like Spam

We’re waiting for a poop...

You’re straining like you’re in yoga class
I can’t rest til crap comes out your ass
if you sleep in shit you’ll get diaper rash
Why can’t you go outside like the neighbor’s cat and use the grass?

You’ve just sprinkled piss all over this place
You sprayed on your mouth and nose and face
Hurry up and shit cuz it’s getting late
You better pay us back and reciprocate in our old age

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