Octopolis lyrics

Fuck Me, I'm a Geochemist

I put the man in mantle
you fit your curves on my plot
yeah our margin is converging
and your spreading center’s hot
I’ll show you sex-fold coordination
underneath my mica sheets
I’ll make you arch it like a solvus
you’ll be on your manganese

Yeah fuck me I’m a geochemist here on the lab floor
I’ll drill you like an ODP core
I’ll probe your composition, just sit on my crystal face
your standard state will never be the same

I ain’t gotta buy them diamonds at the store
Hell, i’ll just make you some myself
let’s make a phase diagram for latex
I hope my delta V don’t make it melt
come see me at the conference
i got the longest PowerPoint in town
My data’s got an inverse ratio
it goes up when you go down

fuck me...up in this volcano
apply some pressure, watch my crystal grow
you got me harder than corundum, all puffed up like swelling clay
your standard state will never be the same

I hear you go both ways, girl
like you’re at equilibrium
I got a new element for you, girl
it’s called cunnilingium
I’ll show you isotopic fractionation
in big delta 69
I got the tools for excavation
and you got the strip mine

fuck me...on this SIMS machine
i’ll excite you with my ion beam
girl you’re hotter than a pegmatitic hydrothermal vein
your standard state will never be the same