She Ain't Your Friend 

why do we love her? she don't love us back
we try to protect her but she ain't done jack
she's always been trouble and on the attack
i'm telling you she ainít your friend

she'll crash through your home in the dark of the night
and smother your family in a dirty landslide
if she were a man it'd be called homicide
i promise you she ainít your friend

she'll drown your whole village in one big tsunami
wash you out to sea where they won't find the body
you'd be better off thrown in camp by the commies
i mean it now she ainít your friend

she'll shake all your cities to piles full of rubble
and suck up the farms in a tornado funnel
for billions of years it's been a world full of trouble
so trust me now she ainít your friend

she'll make new disease for your sons and your daughters
drown your whole family in ten feet of water
to a supervolcano you're just cannon fodder
i told you that she ainít your friend

she'll send in the locusts to eat all our food
a magnitude nine when she's in a bad mood
there'll always be something i don't mean to be rude
i'm just saying she ainít your friend she ainít your friend

she'll freeze out your city in a Noreaster blizzard
dry up the cropland, all left to the lizards
swallow your building in a volcanic fissure
i promise you she ainít your friend she ainít your friend

all of our planet's species are eventually killed
there ain't no escaping; it's impossible
if she doesn't get us the asteroid will
no question that she ainít a friend she ainít your friend

why do we love her? she don't love us back
we try to protect her but she ain't done jack
she's always been trouble and on the attack
i'm telling you she ainít your friend

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